Evans and Gibson entered the tent that Shaw said to meet him at. There was no sign of drinking, but Shaw was standing in the center, “I see you brought the kid.”
“She needs to learn to drink like an adult sometime,” Evans smiled, “Plus, she reminds me of my daughter.”
“Isn’t your daughter like two?” Shaw cocked an eyebrow.
“Are we going to drink or what?”
Shaw waved for the two to follow him, “We’ve got an abandoned building a few minutes away. Nice and hidden from all the officers. Just gotta give you a few warnings first. One, kids gonna be lowest rank there. It’s all the old hands. Two, one of us, Kasia, will hit on you very unsubtly. Even with your thick head.”
“Keeping in mind my thick head, how will I identify the one who will be disappointed by my monogamy?”
“Oh she will be topless. First thing to fucking go when she drinks. Says it’s unfair that women can’t go shirtless but men can. I of course agree and think men shouldn’t be allowed to go shirtless. Apparently this is the wrong answer,” Shaw turned to Gibson, “Kid, you’re young and pretty, so Fitz will say something rude about your body. I advise hitting him hard on the face. He will, not to be outdone by Kasia, also be shirtless and then encourage you to follow suit. So hit him hard in the face. Fitz and Kasia will then insult each other sexually, then leave with each other.
“The rest of them should be fine, expect some ribbing about how you’re a kid. And bulshitting about units.”
“Why, you guys are insecure that you’re in the 351st? Maybe you can get transferred to a better unit.”
“Well once we get wasted we’re doing a competition. You and the kid versus us.”
“How many you guys have?”
“Fourteen or Sixteen. Depending on Fitz and Kasia.”
“So me and the kid versus fourteen of you guys. That’s hardly fair Shaw. The kid alone could beat you six ways from Sunday,” Evans snapped his fingers, “I don’t even care what it is. She could do like a thousand push ups without falter. ” He paused a moment, “I may be slightly drunk already. Plus she’s only been in the 202nd for like two weeks. We absorbed her unit after our platoons teamed up to fight off an attack by an enemy regiment.”
“Huh, I seem to remember a time when my platoon fended off a battalion all on our own.”
“The 202nd at about half strength held off several waves of attacks in a crater with only a few rounds of ammunition a person and a visibility of less than ten meters. The only reason I missed it was I had been shot in the head and captured by the Vledscans. After months in prison, I escaped and crossed back through Vledscan lines to rejoin the 202nd.”
Gibson held up her finger, “I cut out that article.”